Recent Blog Posts
Sad stories
I hated my past.
This is all true. My story is very upsetting and some of you WILL take it to heart. So listen. I’m 13, yeah bit young for i to write a sad story about myself. But anyways, It’s my 2nd year of high school. I’m loving every bit of it. But, there’s something wrong about me… [...]
My love from him. (My TRUE STORY)
My foolish heart. Sometimes if I could live. Darn! He can’t live with me. I’m out to go and kill for myself. I can’t. And so he can’t He touch my hand when i’m walking away from him. And the secret is….. He loved me. He turned my life upside down. “Hold me. I would [...]
Jenny Was a Friend of Mine
The room was cold, sterile. I leaned back in my chair and rested my elbows on the chair’s arms. I stared at the steel table in front of me, since there was really nothing else to see. I tapped my foot nervously as I waited. I turned my head slightly and was greeted by my [...]
Recent Jokes
Buyer Girl
Boy: Is it in? Girl: Yes! Boy: How do you feel? … Girl: It hurts but I like it… Boy: Okay so let’s see same shoes but another size.
Hot E-mail
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email, unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife, whose [...]
One Good Reason
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. “There [...]
Love Stories
If You Love Her Enough
My friend John always has something to tell me. He knows so much that young men have to have older and more worldly wise men to tell them. For instance who to trust, how to care for others, and how to live life to the fullest. Recently, John lost his wife Janet. For eight years [...]
Broken Promises
Married 11 years. This is my one and only love. He proposed to me on a playground. This was the man who taught me the meaning of love. We were a part of what God truly meant to be as husband and wife. My best friend, an aura of comfort as I held him in [...]
The Surprise Gifts
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: “Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?” With that, he turned and rushed to catch the bus for [...]
Clean Jokes
The Price You Pay For Being Good
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, “However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven”. The first guy comes up to the gate and says, “I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her”. So St. [...]
Johnny’s Heavy Wagon
Little Johnny was going to his faters house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon. He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill. He started up the hill but was constantly swearing “This God [...]
The Blonde Buys a TV
One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,”I’d like to buy this TV”. He says,”Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes”. The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens. Finally, she shaves her [...]
Other Recent Posts
A Dinner Conversation
A Dinner Conversation That Went Wrong WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not – don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do.” WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look [...]
Hey…Can Ya Give Me A Push?
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to answer that?” [...]
